Relatively athletic woman in her 60's doing tricep pushdowns next to me strikes up a conversation...
- Woman: You're very strong. Much stronger than you look.
- Me: Thank you... wait, is that a good thing?
- Woman: Definitely. You don't want to look too tough.
- Me (trying to be polite but assuming she thinks muscle on women is unattractive): I don't know... I'd like to look like I could hold my own.
- Woman: No no, dear. You want the element of surprise.
A conversation with my fat
- Me: So listen, we need to talk.
- Fat: Is something wrong
- Me: Its just.... Well, Its not working out
- Fat: But- but, we've been together for so long
- Me: There's someone else
- Muscle: Hey there, baby
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